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Sarcastic Balls
  • Sarcastic Balls
  • Sarcastic Balls
  • Sarcastic Balls

Ask this Magic 8-ball any yes-or-no question and it will respond with an answer that will have you reevaluating all of your silly notions. This magic ball will give you sarcastic answers to life's biggest questions.

Sarcastic Ball:
Ask this 3 ¾” purple plastic ball any yes-or-no question and it will magically respond with a snide remark that will have you reevaluating all of your silly notions. With twenty responses such as, “Yeah, right,” and , “In your dreams,” the Sarcastic Ball will allow you to make important decisions without distraction. Illustrated window box.

Affirmation Ball:
Sometimes life is kind of rough. Why wait for some kind soul to give you the praise you deserve? Just have the yellow 3 ¾” plastic Affirmation Ball handy next time you’re feeling blue. The happy face on the back will be smiling at you as you turn the ball for the next encouraging remark, such as, “Your breath is so minty,” or, “You look marvelous.” Illustrated window box.

Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball:
Dr. Freud’s Therapy Ball responds to your heartfelt confessions with the stony objectivity of Dr. Freud himself. Just shake this 3 ¾” black plastic ball and turn it over for one of twenty different responses such as “How did that make you feel?” and “Talk about your mother.” Illustrated window box.

Sarcastic Balls - is currently on backorder. You may still purchase now though and we'll ship as soon as more become available.